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Ansari Quotes
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You Crazy!!!
What are you doing, you crazy nut??!!!!
Why are you not studying?
Working hard or hardly working?
Carry all your watermelons!!!
Who has my prayer beads??!!!
Stop Babbling!!!!
+1 point for the problem and -10 for giving me an ulcer. It's ok, I forgive you. Don't cry.
Stop Babbling or I will throw you out the window.
Why are you late??!!!!!
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
Bring in the clock from the wall
a baby can do this
that's the end of.....the story
that's all she....cried
I have a marshmallow heart.
you only have 5 megabytes of brain
that is ... math -50
crazy assistant
timekeeper, what time is it?
you are SO bad!!
there are more than one ways to skin a ....cat
get up and fly
gallop to the board
will you finish in my lifetime ... i don't have all day
STOP YAWNING!!!!!
BODYGUARD!!!!!
Are you out of your brain??!!!
For homework, 1-6 all, 7, 8-10 all, 12-48 all, 49, 50
[student 1 sneezes.] student 2: "Bless you." Dr. Ansari: "Be quiet! Everyone in my class is blessed."
one point for being wonderful.
The Students: timekeeper, big guy, big guy prime, mr. smartie, mr. hong kong, assistant, etc...
"mr sceski, that is wonderful. you just proved that 2 is less than 1 you stupid nut! sit down!!!!!"
[dr. ansari gestures toward the posters on the wall] : "what are these... stupid... we are learning counting?" student: "You have to count the Mickey Mouses." dr. ansari: "Mickey MICE!"
If you're wondering who Dr. Ansari is, he's a professor at Penn State Berks. If you haven't heard him teaching, you're missing a wonderful experience.
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