Ansari Quotes
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Dr. Ansari
You Crazy!!!
What are you doing, you crazy nut??!!!!
Why are you not studying?
Working hard or hardly working?
Carry all your watermelons!!!
Who has my prayer beads??!!!
Stop Babbling!!!!
+1 point for the problem and -10 for giving me an ulcer. It's ok, I forgive you. Don't cry.
Stop Babbling or I will throw you out the window.
Why are you late??!!!!!
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
Bring in the clock from the wall
a baby can do this
that's the end of.....the story
that's all she....cried
I have a marshmallow heart.
you only have 5 megabytes of brain
that is ... math -50
crazy assistant
timekeeper, what time is it?
you are SO bad!!
there are more than one ways to skin a ....cat
get up and fly
gallop to the board
will you finish in my lifetime ... i don't have all day
STOP YAWNING!!!!!
BODYGUARD!!!!!
Are you out of your brain??!!!
For homework, 1-6 all, 7, 8-10 all, 12-48 all, 49, 50
[student 1 sneezes.] student 2: "Bless you." Dr. Ansari: "Be quiet! Everyone in my class is blessed."
one point for being wonderful.
The Students: timekeeper, big guy, big guy prime, mr. smartie, mr. hong kong, assistant, etc...
"mr sceski, that is wonderful. you just proved that 2 is less than 1 you stupid nut! sit down!!!!!"
[dr. ansari gestures toward the posters on the wall] : "what are these... stupid... we are learning counting?" student: "You have to count the Mickey Mouses." dr. ansari: "Mickey MICE!"

If you're wondering who Dr. Ansari is, he's a professor at Penn State Berks. If you haven't heard him teaching, you're missing a wonderful experience.

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